So we recently received a few new products from a company called Proporta, as I was was browsing their site I found what has to be the coolest and most useful gadget of the year for the Lion in your life…
… at least the funniest anyway.
It’s not serious of course, but it’s something to brighten up your Monday morning!
Big Cat Hunting Stilts
The Proporta hunting stilts are made from seasoned mahogany and fitted with rubber grip souls and AntiNana(TM) banana-skin grip souls.
Supplied in a handy pack of four, you’re guaranteed to remain king of the jungle.
Don’t let lanky quadropedal prey get away this holiday – stay on top of the situation and let technology do the hard work.
The Proporta hunting stilts have collapsible telescopic front knee joints to assist in killing and feeding.
FURTHER TO COMPLAINTS WE HAVE NOW FITTED A DOUBLE LOCKING MECHANISM TO ALL COLLAPSIBLE KNEE JOINTS TO AVOID EMBARASSING ‘DIRT-EATING’ INCIDENTS DURING THE CHASE.
The cost for these is a cool Million Dollars!
Price: $ 1,000,000.00
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